Can you contract Hulkamania from a toilet seat? Asking for a brother.
Chekhov’s Nun dictates that, if you dare introduce a nun in the first ‘Sister Act,’ she must not be used in a third one.
Destiny’s Food Baby
Hootie and the Pescatarian
De La Soul Cycle
Morris Day and the Thyme
Pornos for Gyros
For Whom The Bell Trolls
The Hobbit Coin
The TARDIS And The Hare
I Know Why The Caged Angry Bird Slings
Tinker Tailer Soldier Spyware
I Am @ Charlotte Simmons
REMoirs Of A Geisha
How Stella Got Her Groupon Back
The Cat In The SnapChat
The Girl With The Sysco The Dragon Tattoo
Something Wiki This Way Comes
A Separate PC
The Clipart Of Darkness
Of Cordless Mice Of Men
"I’m not here to start no trouble, I’m just here to do the Super Shuffle!" - My ice breaker, if I ever go to jail.
I’ve gotten to the age that, whenever I spend Christmas at my parents’ house, I spend the morning opening old mail.
I just successfully trademarked the character “Pretends To Look At Phone To Avoid Saying Hello Kitty”
"Yo Yo Yo" - Narcissistic Spanish Rapper, at the top of a track.
Is it TúTube or UstedTube? Asking for an amigo.
Grammar Nazis are just failed Art Nazis.
I don’t want you to Shoop. I want you to want to Shoop.
"A schizophrenic who unknowingly Catfishes himself," M. Night said as he smirked off to sleep
For those who appreciate the arts, I just put the finishing flourishes on my one man show,”Twerk du Soleil: An Ass on Ecstasy.”